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Alright. Then that's exactly what I'm saying.

[Stays right where she is. Lord.]

So what do you mean by 'something'?

Well. First I'm gonna reach over and...

[Wally reaches over Artemis's body. Oh? Where is this going?

And he grabs the remote. Oh, so good. Exactly what he wanted.

He whispers one more time:]

Change the channel.

[Wow, Wally's awfully close, isn't he? Artemis kind of likes where this could be going.

Or

At least, she did until she saw his ulterior motive. R u d e!]

What--Hey! I was watching that!

[Don't mind her reaching over you to get the remote back, Wally.]

[If Artemis didn't watch the worst tv shows then this could have been avoided.]

Yeah, but it was so boring. I'm doing you a favor, really.

[He'll scoot back to the other side of the couch and hold the remote out of her reach. He's not watching (allegedly awful show) anymore and you can't make him!]

[Wally, why are you confusing her taste in shows with yours?]

Thanks, but I didn't need the favor. You can go somewhere else to watch TV.

[Maybe if she tickles him, she'll get the remote back. Yeah, this should work.]

Come on, don't be that wa--Hey!

[He grabs for her wrists. PARDON YOU, ARTEMIS. THAT IS CHEATING.]

[Now, he's laughing and trying to tickle back. Meanwhile the remote lands somewhere on the floor...]

[She tries to get free once he grabs her wrists. THIS ISN'T FAIR, REALLY. SHE'S THE ONE WHO'S SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE TICKLING. NOW SHE'S LAUGHING.]

No--stop!

[So much for going after the remote. Instead, she'll keep trying to tickle him back.]

Never!

[Wally, being a brilliant tactician, tries to hug Artemis and tickle at the same time.]

[He's not entirely sure what game they've started playing BUT HE IS GOING TO WIN.]

[Oh, no. She's not going down that easy. She's the one who's going to win...whatever this is.]

Then don't expect me to, either!

[Maybe if she tries to pin him down, that would help.]

[Being pinned down has a way of making a boy think. Mostly what he's thinking is "Wow there sure is a lot of girl sitting on me."

Wally stops tickling and grins up at her.]

Oh, I won't.

[~~Someone needs to cool their jets in a second.~~]

[Oh. He stopped tickling her after all. She deviously smirks down at him.]

Good.

[While they're both still, she notices the remote on the ground, so she'll use this opportunity to get off of him and take the remote again. Huehue.]

Now if you'll excuse me, I have a marathon to get back to.

But...

[Wally stays where he is and contemplates his life.]

I'll just be here then.

[Better luck next time, Wally.]

Good. So I guess that means you don't mind my boring shows after all.

[Well since she's busy, Wally will make himself more comfortable.]

[Maybe poke Artemis in the side with his foot. By accident.]

[Good. As long as she can watch her show in peace, Wally's more than welcome to stay.]

[She was just about to regain her focus as he poked her in the side, which caused her to flinch a little. In retaliation, she brushes a hand under his foot to tickle him again. Artemis, you're trying to watch your show why would you initiate round 2?]

[Suddenly Wally is very glad he has on clean socks.]

[He snort-laughs and tries trapping her hand in between his feet. What he plans on doing after that is anyone's guess.]

[Fortunately for Artemis, she moved her hand in time as she grinned at him.]

So, are we even, now?

Let me think...

[Wally sits up and kisses her on the cheek. Hehe.]

Not even close.

[They'll have to continue this later though because he is getting off the couch and walking towards the door.]

Snack run, be back soon Beautiful!

[He would ask if she wanted anything, but he's going to bring back an entire mini-mart worth of food anyway.]

[Wally, you sweet dork.]

Oh. Could you bring back--never mind.

[He was already gone. Oop. But the question is if he'd actually share that minimart's worth of food.]

[Obviously he would share.]

[Only with Artemis though. If anyone else shows up they'll have to fend for themselves.]

[Oh. Good to know. She feels special.]

[Also, nope. She's still here by herself, patiently waiting for Wally. Or watching the show. Or both, even.]

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lmao what is even happening in here

Who even knows?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoqsPdSb2Bg

I laughed really hard. ALSO WHAT AN EVENTFUL TAG THIS IS.

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